1. It’s pronounced “greazy”.
2. Comment on this post with a topic that grinds your gears – something you really want to rant about but just don’t have the bitching skills necessary to do it justice.
3. The rules are simple – if your comment clearly demonstrates you aren’t an emmeffing spam bot, I will research your topic and rant about it for you, right here in the pages of Fishwrap. If you’re lucky I might even have hard copies printed on actual used fishwrap for ya.
This damn thing is an ongoing offer because you folks seem too chicken to post comments, so feel free to add your request at any time.