About Fishwrap

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Welcome to fishwrap.org, where I basically rant about everything and anything. Whether you’re looking for deep insight into why GenX should be worshipped like gods, researching why the USPS is the most dysfunctional organization in the world, or just confused by why anyone would be idiotic enough to buy a Sports Utility Vehicle, chances are I’ll be ranting about it here.

Important Crap

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  • Content. Just in case you’re stoned or have a head injury and haven’t figured this out yet, this is an opinion and satire site, not a serious news site. Even though I probably know more about what’s really going on than most of the cheap brothels that are real news sites, nothing on here should be taken as a statement of fact. If I get something wrong, tell me and I’ll fix it. But don’t get all bent out of shape. And certainly don’t believe anything you read on here without learning for yourself whether or not I’m telling you the truth.
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Stink it up.